the Twarchive

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From roughly 2017 to 2023, I played mostly games from the previous two decades, and dumped my live observations into twitter threads. These were often simple stream-of-consciousness impressions, like a sort of text-based Let's Play, intended to be fairly ephemeral. However, some became serious deep dives into technical art, VFX, and game design, and some became essays where I tried to bring attention to the artistry within commercially-unsuccessful "bad" games

In the wake of twitter's destruction, it seemed a shame to lose 6+ years of writing, so I've tried to archive what I can. Given the quantity of posts, there's a lot of Takes in here that might be past their shelf life, but there's a lot of work I'm still genuinely proud of too

Highlights
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Final Fantasy XIII
By far my highest-effort thread, involving several weeks of reverse-engineering and analysis of the game's rendering engine, culminating in an HLSL reimplementation of the crystal terrain shader. Also the game itself is incredibly cool
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Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht
All of the Xenosaga games were incredibly wild, but the first one is exceptionally brain-melting. Had a ton of fun playing and writing about it, plus the sequel episodes and bizarre fan-translated J2ME phone game
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Advent Rising
I love incredibly ambitious failures and it doesn't get much more ambitious than Mormons trying to make their own Halo killer and bankrupting an entire publisher in the process. Also the combat system genuinely rules
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Mirror's Edge
Short thread mostly talking about level design. Everyone loves screenshots of Mirror's Edge dude; every frame is this hauntingly evocative suggestion of what The Perfect Videogame must look like. Also there's a gif of faith punching a cop's dick so hard he clears an entire flight of stairs
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Persona 3: FES
In Which I spent months slowly losing my mind from pandemic isolation stress while playing one of the most aggressively tedious JRPGs ever written. Hated every second of it and the end result is extremely funny. To me, at least
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The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Mostly a series of screenshots of really good art while I go "Hey look at this really good art!" One of the high-water marks for hand painted textures in the fixed-function rendering era. Some cool tech-art breakdowns in here too
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Atelier Ryza: Ever Darkness and the Secret Hideout
Went in expecting a cute ultra-low-budget JRPG and slowly realized I was stumbling through a genuine masterwork of game design. Go play Atelier Ryza it rules
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Kingdom Hearts II
Another really high-effort thread, reverse-engineering VFX tech and breaking down design/art/writing/etc. KH2 was one of the games that seriously inspired me to go into gamedev, and it's super fun to analyze
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Bionicle: Mata-Nui Online Game
One time the Lego company hired some Flash developers to make an advergame for kids and then forgot to supervise them for like a year and the whole team just went unbelievably hard for no real reason and changed a bunch of 12-year-olds' lives
Quests
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Xbox 360 Games That Destroyed the Studios That Made Them
These were essentially the Original Threads that kicked off the whole thing. I got an old 360 and started playing exclusively over-ambitious games from the mid 2000s that failed catastrophically. Turns out: Every single one of them rules. (technically Advent Rising wasn't a 360 game but it's an honorary member)
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The Xenogames
In retrospect if you're going to play every Xeno game, starting with Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is probably the funniest possible option. Tragically twitter was obliterated before I could obtain a Wii U to play Chronicles X
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Every Macross Anime
During the pandemic lockdown I watched Macross Frontier and it kicked so much ass I decided to watch Every Single Macross Anime. Many of them sucked but the Posts were good. Notably I didn't actually make a thread for Frontier itself. I was not expecting to become a Macross Poster at the time
The Whole List
Final Fantasy XVI
39
Jun 22 2023
Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed
8
Apr 25 2023
Atelier Ryza 3: Alchemist of the End & the Secret Key
28
Mar 23 2023
Scarlet Nexus (Yuito route)
5
Mar 19 2023
Fire Emblem Engage
28
Jan 20 2023
Final Fantasy XIII
269
Oct 05 2022
Hades
10
Sep 19 2022
Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey
5
Aug 28 2022
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
38
Jul 28 2022
Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition (and Future Connected)
67
Jun 27 2022
Xenosaga Episode III: Also sprach Zarathustra
148
May 07 2022
Xenosaga: Pied Piper
11
May 05 2022
Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse
117
Apr 22 2022
Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht
136
Apr 02 2022
Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
62
Mar 18 2022
Elden Ring
46
Feb 24 2022
Atelier Sophie: The Alchemist of the Mysterious Book
38
Dec 13 2021
Halo Infinite
19
Dec 08 2021
Solar Ash
8
Dec 05 2021
Sailor Moon
49
Dec 04 2021
Blue Reflection
44
Nov 21 2021
Vacuum Robot Stole My Fucking Cashews
2
Nov 11 2021
Forza Horizon 5
17
Nov 07 2021
Bloodborne
13
Nov 02 2021
Advent Rising
92
Oct 21 2021
Tales of Arise
19
Sep 25 2021
Persona 5 Royal
87
Aug 06 2021
Scarlet Nexus (Kasane route)
26
Jul 16 2021
I Watched Every Macross Anime
9
Jul 02 2021
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (second playthrough)
14
Jun 19 2021
Final Fantasy XIV
47
May 29 2021
Bullet Witch
31
May 22 2021
Macross Delta
36
May 07 2021
Xenogears
121
Mar 27 2021
Macross Zero
4
Mar 19 2021
Wow Cool Macross
1
Mar 12 2021
Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Golden Deer route)
60
Feb 26 2021
Atelier Ryza 2: Lost Legends & the Secret Fairy
26
Jan 25 2021
TimeSplitters 2
23
Jan 22 2021
Macross 7
52
Jan 13 2021
Elaborate Cordless Telephones of Macross Plus
6
Jan 12 2021
Macross: Do You Remember Love?
13
Jan 10 2021
dood
2
Dec 29 2020
The Pathless
8
Dec 26 2020
Perfect Dark
12
Dec 23 2020
Super Dimension Fortress Macross
28
Dec 14 2020
Macross Frontier
4
Nov 27 2020
Bionicle: Mata Nui Online Game
136
Nov 18 2020
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
35
Oct 26 2020
Spark VFX in Burnout Revenge
14
Oct 20 2020
Genshin Impact
49
Sep 28 2020
Two of Them
1
Sep 28 2020
Yakuza Zero
28
Sep 17 2020
Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
16
Aug 12 2020
Persona 3: FES
164
Jun 28 2020
Code Vein
35
Jun 20 2020
Mirror's Edge Catalyst
43
Jun 13 2020
Atelier Ryza: Ever Darkness & the Secret Hideout
69
May 23 2020
Kinetica
22
May 22 2020
Ace Combat 4
26
May 15 2020
The Bouncer
43
May 10 2020
Final Fantasy VII Remake
22
Apr 10 2020
Kingdom Hearts II
286
Mar 30 2020
Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Torna ~ the Golden Country
19
Feb 21 2020
Vagrant Story
21
Feb 01 2020
Arknights
18
Jan 26 2020
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (NG+)
74
Dec 26 2019
Sky Odyssey
25
Dec 14 2019
Pokemon Sword
85
Nov 23 2019
Metal Gear Solid 2
19
Nov 03 2019
Black
45
Oct 26 2019
沙雕之路
17
Sep 26 2019
Code Geass (season 1)
49
Sep 21 2019
Astral Chain
39
Sep 02 2019
Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Black Eagles route)
78
Aug 01 2019
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
31
Jul 06 2019
Metal Gear Solid
57
Jun 14 2019
Nier is The Real Kingdom Hearts 3
18
May 22 2019
Xenoblade Chronicles
113
Apr 07 2019
The Last Guardian
30
Apr 03 2019
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
173
Jan 09 2019
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
10
Nov 24 2018
Destiny 2
12
Nov 03 2018
Assassin's Creed: Origins
32
Oct 04 2018
Nier Automata
40
Sep 03 2018
Azur Lane
9
Sep 02 2018
Okami
37
Aug 24 2018
Far Cry 5
16
Aug 19 2018
Bionic Commando
41
Aug 05 2018
Nier
67
Jul 26 2018
Project Sylpheed
55
Jul 21 2018
El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron
40
Jul 17 2018
Hit Your Problems With A Sword
4
Jul 15 2018
You Should Play Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of The Moon
19
Jul 09 2018
Tales of Berseria
61
Jun 07 2018
Okami and Player Expectations
8
May 31 2018
Crysis
30
Apr 02 2018
Mirror's Edge
22
Feb 24 2018
Area Man Discovers Kantai Collection and Azur Lane Are Two Separate Games
1
Jan 22 2018
Split/Second
8
Jan 02 2018
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
116
Dec 01 2017
Gosick
13
Nov 27 2017
Rage
10
Nov 24 2017
Diebuster
23
Nov 03 2017
The Official Videogame Footstep on Metal Grate Sound Effect
1
Oct 28 2017
Fast RMX
9
Oct 22 2017
The Microsoft™ Vexing Hands Experience
2
Oct 18 2017
Gunbuster
33
Oct 05 2017
Parallax Environments in Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (& knuckles)
20
Aug 17 2017
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
81
Jul 01 2017
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
10
Jun 24 2017
Hover: Revolt of Gamers
9
Jun 10 2017
Bayonetta
28
Apr 25 2017
Flip Flappers
11
Feb 03 2017
Steep
22
Nov 19 2016
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII
141
Nov 09 2016
Metal Gear Rising
19
Sep 17 2016
Silver Scale VFX in Ocarina of Time
18
Aug 02 2016
Final Fantasy XIII-2
42
Jun 23 2016
Ubisoft as French Academic Art [derogatory]
8
Apr 05 2016
Drinking a Bottle of Soylent
9
Feb 04 2016
Emptiness in Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
12
Jan 27 2016
Cyberpunk Videogame
26
Jun 22 2015
Final Fantasy XII
131
Dec 09 2014