READY YOUR MOST DERISIVE SNORTS:

I am going to try Soylent

Verdict after like four sips: More bland than you can possibly imagine, but otherwise inoffensive

Yeah this tastes like bisquick and sadness

I keep checking the bottle to see how much I still have to get through so that's probably not a glowing endorsement

Okay this just keeps getting worse the further I go. Ppl comparing it to drinking pancake batter is apt. Feel like I need to water it down

25% to go

End this suffering

I finished it

Ghuhhhhhhhhh

No for real that was straight-up horrific

The taste is fine but the texture is just bottled hell

Legit triggered gag reflex near the end